oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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