Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
