YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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