1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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