your parents love me but you hate me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is the high leading the old right now
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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