just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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