NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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