I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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