Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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