Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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