i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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