At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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