Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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