i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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