i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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