What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
As shirtless as possible
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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