He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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