JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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