After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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