How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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