Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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