Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
BRING THE BAGELS
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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