she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
