found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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