Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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