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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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