have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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