Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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