Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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