u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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