Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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