ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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