if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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