I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
cat food counts as protein by the way
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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