i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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