So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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