I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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