I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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