This girl is more easily done than said...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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