I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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