He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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