Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
