That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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