Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
