Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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