Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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