My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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