He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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