When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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