ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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