So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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